Posted 8 months ago

i-want-a-goddamn-pony:

This is an oncilla, it’s related to the ocelot, and it’s absolutely fucking adorable. This oncilla was born in the Sao Paulo Zoo and it’s name is Poli.

(Source: hoseok-pls)

Posted 8 months ago

edited-justice:

vanessasketch:

nerdartist:

drunkdarthplagueis:

Nick Fury’s Flashback 

Thank God someone made this!

I cant breathe

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i couldnt queue this. This was too beautiful.

I’m in love!

(Source: kakashie)

Posted 9 months ago
Posted 9 months ago

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

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(Source: missmerchantt)

Posted 10 months ago

snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

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THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago
4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

(Source: secretsbest)

Posted 10 months ago

There are just some things I want to scream, such as: “I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!” …but I keep it inside.

Posted 1 year ago
kylebreenhi:

This line is lyrical perfection

kylebreenhi:

This line is lyrical perfection

Posted 1 year ago

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

Chandler should be the mascot of Tumblr.

(Source: reginaa-phalange)